I am finally on the way to a country that I have dreamed of visiting for years. I had a dawn start, too early to take advantage of the inclusive but minimalistic breakfast. I heaved my heavy daypack on to my back and bumped my small carry-on suitcase down the two flights of stairs, passing the entrance to the first-floor restaurant that was taking food deliveries. Outside the air was a pleasant temperature and fortunately, I was now a seasoned commuter on the all-stop airport line so the journey was marginally less stressful. I knew which of the 20 plus entrances at City Hall subway to use to avoid the stairs and at the interchange station, I could even help a young woman struggling with a pair of heavy silver wheelie suitcases heading for the airport. Triple-checking my itinerary to make sure my flight to Osaka left from Gimpo Airport rather than Incheon (it would be a disaster to be at the wrong place at the right time) I stood with my new friend for the next hour all the way to Gimpo. She was a cheerful soul from Moscow and explained she had been visiting her boyfriend in Seoul, who she had met on the internet. We shared our experiences in Seoul, it seemed she had partied while I had been slightly more cultural. I learned all about her life in Moscow, where she was studying music. I asked her if she had not been scared to come all this way to meet a strange man – yes she had replied but it had been really fun. She told me I was a great woman and I should try it! I explained it was early days and at the moment I was not ready for those kinds of adventures. “No, no” she insisted, I would have loads of fun. I am not so sure. At the terminal we gave each other a brief hug goodbye, wishing each other well for our futures. She a pretty young 25-year-old with her whole life in front of her, I determined to make the most of what I have. Do I regret the decisions I have made? Sometimes but I console myself with the fact I have three handsome, healthy bright boys who have fledged from my nest and now are busy forging their own life paths.
I check-in for my flight and am relieved to be unencumbered with the carry-on suitcase that I have chosen to check in to the hold. However, that is not an entirely smooth operation. The case is whisked away up the conveyor belt through the flap curtains but I am told I must wait for 5 minutes for it to clear security. I stand alongside a group of people, watching the screen showing luggage being x-rayed. There is an endless flow of suitcases flickering across the screen but mine does not seem to flash through. I realise something must be amiss and I am advised I must knock on the door behind me. I present my boarding pass and luggage receipt to the officious white-gloved security officer and am told that there is something disallowed in my luggage. “Please empty your suitcase for inspection.” Really? I begin emptying my possessions and am ashamed to discover I have overlooked one lithium camera battery but the grumpy official wants me to continue spreading dirty underwear and smelly clothes on his bench. When I finally unpack the Johnsons’ Baby Powder I am allowed to stop – what is this he asks. I explain and to my relief, the powder is not confiscated. I cram my belongings back in my case, in the knowledge that I will be able to keep all my creases powdered after showering.
With all the fuss just to get my checked bag through security, there isn’t much time for me clear emigration and security. By the time I reach my gate I am hot and flustered and recalling the disgusting breakfast offered by Korean Air on a previous flight I buy a bowl of noodles topped with shredded chicken as a precaution. I am not sure if it breakfast or lunch but it tasted surprisingly good for airport nosh. It is not long before the flight is called and I am leaving Seoul for Osaka, Japan – a short flight of just over 90 minutes. Korean Air has the technology to fast-forward the films so at last, I am able to watch the ending of Tolkein which brings tears rolling down my cheeks. I’m such a silly old sentimental. There was even time for a second breakfast, the blueberry yoghurt was like a pot sent from heaven – how can I have missed yoghurt so much?
As the plane descended through the clouds I could see lots of islands in a deep blue-green ocean, we were soon to be landing in Japan.
The queues for passport control and immigration were huge and for over an hour I snaked up and down between the tape barriers queuing in the polite, orderly way that the Japanese are so well-practiced at. Eventually, I shuffled forward to plant my feet on the yellow footsteps painted on the floor. I was next and more than ready to start my holiday in Japan. But it was not going to be that straightforward… I presented my documents to the lady in her immaculate uniform and white gloves. She scrutinised them and she was clearly not happy with the information I had provided. The address I had given was insufficient – I needed an exact address in Echizen and phone number. I could feel trouble looming. “Show me confirmation email” she barked at me. I tried to explain I didn’t have confirmation from the guest house as it was organised by the Washi Studio but it fell on deaf ears and anyway her English vocab seemed to be restricted to stock sentences. I didn’t get a chance to argue my case, she simply pushed her buzzer and immediately another official arrived to frog-march me away from the counter.
I needed a plan of escape and thinking on my feet I asked if I could access the email on my laptop before being taken to the interview room. I was taken to an area behind the back of the queue where I had started an hour ago. I sank down onto the bench and tried to think about how to get out of this tricky mess. The problem was that I didn’t have an address for the guest house in Echizen and anyway I wasn’t due there until Sunday night. My intention had been to book a hotel in Osaka while waiting for my flight but the battery/powder incident had spoiled that plan. The whole thing seemed absolutely ridiculous to me anyway – I should have put down the Japanese equivalent of Joe Bloggs, with any old address and they would have been happy. I decided to do just that, putting down the name of the person organising the workshop and his office address and telephone number. I was told I would need to re-queue but thankfully the queue attendant took pity on me and opened the strap barriers so I was “fast-tracked” to the yellow footprints to wait to be called forward again. My man, sporting a crisply pressed shirt with a ton of badges and braids to re-enforce his importance, still did not seem entirely happy with my paperwork but I was finally admitted into Japan. Never did I think immigration would have been so long and tricky. The next challenge was to collect my luggage. Although there were information signs in both Japanese and English dangling from the ceiling everywhere like Christmas decorations it was still not easy. The signs would suddenly just stop or it would be impossible to spot the one to follow among the sea of information. My flight seemed to be shared between about 3 other airlines and the monitors displaying the information flicked quickly between the screens and from Japanese to English. Eventually, I figured out the correct conveyor but there were no passengers waiting or cases on the belt. The whole space hummed and buzzed like a huge hive, the worker drones busy collecting their luggage, barging through with scant regard for anything in their path. There was no queuing here. Almost at the point of complete despair, I found an official and showed him my luggage tag. I was led across the hall and finally reunited with my case – offloaded as uncollected from conveyor belt some time ago it would appear. Clearly, I had exceeded the time allocated. As I handed in my customs form I prayed that the Japanese officials would not play their final card and stop me. I had nothing to declare but it was not seeming like the Japanese really wanted me in Japan. This time I escaped further inspection and finally, on the other side of the arrival gate and absolutely shattered by my ordeal, I was able to collapse with an iced coffee and take stock.
It was gone midday and so the most important task was to find a bed for the night. I logged onto the airport wifi and booking.com obliged my request for two nights in Osaka accordingly. I chose to stay in the Nippombashi area and selected the Hotel WBF Namba Kuromon. It was well-reviewed – clean and good location near Dotonbori. Next task was to work out how to travel around for the next three days and buy a sim card. The choice of travel cards was just too complicated and in the end I opted for a pass that I could use on the subway around Osaka for the next three days and hoped that it was going to get me where I wanted to go.
Equipped with 10GB of mobile data and my travel card I set off to make the journey from Osaka KIX airport into central Osaka. It was a minefield of different subway lines mixed with the JR Line (not included in my pass) and overground interchanges. Somehow I managed to negotiate the system, which has increased at least several levels in complicatedness from my Seoul experience, and find my way from Osaka mainline station to Namba and then change lines to emerge at Nippombashi subway. I had no idea which exit to take from the subway but once at street level, I could use GoogleMaps to find my hotel.
I got to the hotel so late that I could go straight to my room. It is lucky it’s just me as there simply wasn’t room to swing a cat. In true Japanese style, everything is small but perfectly formed. The tiny bathroom boasts a bath with a shower and the loo has a flush panel offering a host of bottom-washing functions as well as a heated seat. There are special bathroom slippers and different slippers for the room but by the time I have added my sandals to the array and plonked my suitcase on the carpet, there isn’t any room left to walk around the room anyway!
I freshened up and set out to explore Osaka. It is quite simply a huge metropolis of lights and shops and people and food and smells. There are semi-covered shopping malls and everywhere I look there are restaurants touting fried foods that look weird and wonderful but ever so greasy.
I have read the department store Takashimaya is worth visiting and I find the draw of a few minutes respite from the madness of the crowded shopping mall and busy streets too hard to resist.
I descend to the food hall in the basement first. It is vast, take Selfridges Food Hall, add in Harrods, Fortnum and Masons and Liberties and you haven’t dented the surface. At each counter staff are busy cooking and preparing food to take-away or serving snacks to customers perched on stools.
Everything is beautifully presented and the packaging itself looks good enough to eat. I have no idea what most of the things are apart from the Sushi which I do recognise. Glass cylinders filled with dried goods in beautiful autumn shades stand in rows, and there are cellophane packets stuffed with all kinds of different seaweeds. Boxes of cookies and chocolates, snacks and tea. Piles of Manchu green confectionary and icecreams and drinks. Meats, fish, vegetables, individually-wrapped fruits, breads, cakes, noodles, rice and so much more. An endless assortment of ingredients as well as ready-made dishes and snacks. The sales assistants at each counter are all immaculately presented in scrupulously clean uniforms and chefs hats. Having had no lunch I spend over an hour trying to decide what to try, getting lost in the maze of stalls and display shelves, but there is simply too much choice and not enough information. The wrong decision could be costly, everything seems incredibly expensive so I play safe and choose a pastry from the bakery that looks like a Japanese version of a fishy quiche. It turns out to be delicious – fluffy, light and with a creamy fish filling. The Food Hall is buzzing with activity and I notice there are some chairs where shoppers can take a rest. Three little old ladies, their wheelie bags packed full, sit waiting – I have no idea what for.
I am tempted to buy more to eat but instead leave the gastronomic overload to explore some of the other floors – the homewares are exquisite and I am left salivating in the stationary department. Everything is so beautiful, not only in itself but the displays are so stylish.
Before it is dark I leave the comfort of the air-con and go back to the heat and humidity outside. It is quite simply a steamy madness of crowds and shops and restaurants.
I have had enough and stumble on the Park Garden. Dusk is falling, it is still hot but the gardens are amazing. I have found a green oasis in the middle of a city heaving with rushing people. The architecture is sensational as I climb the steps skyward. Mass plantings of Japanese trees and shrubs punctuated with great blocks of granite and cascading water. Ferns flop over the side of gigantic planters and bamboos rise competing with skyscraper buildings towering in the distance. At every turn, there is a new vista and secluded little places to sit and take in the views.
At the top, there is a rooftop bar, crowded with drinkers enjoying themselves and not far away an area of artificial turf is filled with a dozen or so people absorbed in yoga stretches. I sit and rest for a while to take in the view, before taking the path, which spirals back a different route through the gardens, to end up back at street level.
It is now almost dark and I head off towards the river. The streets are thronged with tourists and lit with masses of lanterns and coloured lights.
Huge models of crustaceans and fish are suspended about the restaurants. It is hard to comprehend the scale and madness, the juxtapositioning of the old and the new.
I walk along the riverbank, strung with continuous lines of lanterns that cast interesting shadows. River cruisers filled with tourists chug up and down the river and waiters stand on the steps of the restaurants. However, they do not try to entice you in to dine as in so many other countries of the world.
At the bridge there are hoards of tourists all standing taking pictures of the Running Man, dangerously waving their selfie sticks. I take my obligatory shot and am then happy to escape the crowds, leaving the Osaka Big Wheel fluorescing a mustard yellow high in the sky.
It is late and I have not eaten but I am not tempted by the fried street foods on offer. I head back towards Takashimaya, thinking I might be able to buy a tasty morsel in the food hall. The staff are busy shutting down their individual stalls, plenty of bargains to be had but I feel in need of more than a take-away and discover that there are restaurants on the eighth floor that are still open. I zoom up in the lift and am faced with a whole floor of restaurants. Determined not to be defeated again by too much choice I decide to take a seat at the bar of a restaurant serving a yellow fin tuna Shushimi rice bowl. It is not long before I am tucking into the tastiest meal I have had in a while – although the Wasabi brings tears to my eyes. It is so delicious I have to share a foodie What’s App with Sasha – what has become of my principals!
As I walk back to the hotel I notice the predominant colours have changed from Korean yellow and green. The black, red and white of Japan is turning out to be alright after all.